Something something Nobel Peace Prize…

It’s the only logical answer.

Ahhh, Reagan! /shakes finger

Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord spit ya.

All we have to do is use up all the bullet-fire things in the magazine clips and then there will be no more bullets!

Most accurate photoshop of Bloomberg. EVAR.

ERMAHGERD SERTIN!

Move over, Big Brother!

For some reason, Vlad McCain just doesn’t have that classical ring to it.